Camel Comments

London - Galvin at Windows
'The world has some fabulous settings for culinary vertigo, but this is not one of them.'


Mykonos - Kiki's Restaurant
"I could sit there all day, every day, in the dappled light canvas of branches, looking at the view."


Malta - Hilton Hotel
'the more cynical might ask if the words ‘about profit’ should be added to ‘We Care!’


London - Toto
"Like a slobbering wet fish, she lunged at him with unrestrained gusto."


Tarifa - Hurricane Hotel
"It's shabby, basic and certainly not luxurious, but I love it."


Miami - Mandarin Oriental
"As we approached the Mandarin Oriental in Miami, the camel had a hissy spitty fit with itself."


American Airlines
"the pilots have a sense of humour and the stewardesses, big hair "


London - The Criterion
"For us Brits it's a ballroom where no one dances."


Barbados - Cobbler's Cove
"Additional entertainment was offered by the small monkeys who, each day, attempted a commando style raid on our terrace."


When London's Top Chef Visited the World's Most Successful Restaurant
When London's Top Chef Visited the World's Most Successful Restaurant