Camel Comments

Kingfisher Airways
'the cabin crew worked so hard, all with smiley faces'


New York - Norwood Club
'The diners included fathers with sons (albeit of a different nationality).'


Rome - Hotel Eden
"Stuffy hotels such as these must surely have to move with the times."


Ravello - Hotel Caruso
"The complimentary toiletries basket is staggering. The retail value must be in excess of 200 euros".


Los Angeles - Chateau Marmont
'If you're curious of its notoriety, dining is a good option.'


Barbados - Fairmont Royal Pavilion
"One local trader had a nasty sense of humour failure when we found his offer of ' Bottom Viewing and Cruising' amusing."


Miami - Prime One 12
"As we observed several scrawny blondes devour camel size steaks, we waited for the rush to the restroom."


New Delhi - Taj Mahal Hotel
"the worn out carpet was probably from an old dog bed"


Eze Village - Chateau Eza
"Lying in the private Jacuzzi with chilled champagne, the Mediterranean far below..."